Can having laser eye surgery cause gender change, constipation, or make me a quadriplegic?


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Evil Bert asked:


I want to know all the risks involved before I go ahead with the surgery.

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8 Responses to “Can having laser eye surgery cause gender change, constipation, or make me a quadriplegic?”

  1. Fabio :) Says:

    you’ll have to wear harry potter glasses for a month after the surgery. Fabio :)

  2. Veronica H Says:

    none of the above but your penis can get smaller Veronica H

  3. Skatermomof5 Says:

    Anything is possible. Especially if you go to the wrong doctor. Skatermomof5

  4. plant Says:

    more important it can make you blind , why I have not gone down this route plant

  5. Xavier Says:

    Yes. Don’t do it. They can reprogram your brain while you lie there. You’ll become a sleeper assassin and start killing people without realising it’s you. Or they can make you take your clothes off and dance the polka whenever you see a green cross sign. Xavier

  6. Vietnam Veteran Says:

    Oh no, Bert. You don’t want to become a girl do you? Vietnam Veteran

  7. shorty Says:

    no just ask your doctor shorty

  8. Lulu Says:

    nah youll just lose the will to have sex… Lulu

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